Yeah, well, you seriously have no room to comment.

Yeah, Seinfeld was funny, really fucking funny in spots, and a cultural reference in the workplace. Girls is somewhere below meh. And to paraphrase Seinfeld, "They're real and they're dumpy."

Charlie Sheen bought all the tickets in that section so he could get an engine.

Not a NASCAR follower, so do you get to keep the engine if you catch it in the stands? Or, like basketball, do you have to give it back?

In the gloom of a Saturday afternoon winter, in days of yore before cable, football season was truly over when you heard Chris Schenkel describing a 7-10 split on ABC.

Or...you can just call your nearest Chinese restaurant (I understand they're pretty much everywhere) and have them deliver a gallon of hot and sour soup; the BEST cure-all. Also, if you're going to settle for stock, just chop garlic, squeeze lemon juice, and add sriracha (hat tip Albert) into chicken stock for a…

Not entirely versed in Canadian Football rules, but doesn't his team get a point for that?

That guy is only a mezzanine level douche bag on the Giants' fan scale.

I am thisclose to Type 2 Diabetes, and have scheduled my followup blood test for Halloween morning, just so I can hunt and gather the 50% off candy the next morning at CVS.

In my 50+ years of following baseball, this is the most fun season I've ever experienced. I have tickets for tomorrow night, and I never once thought I wouldn't be there. And it's not as if I'm not a skeptic; at age 13 I had my heart ripped out by the '64 Phillies.

This last month and a half, with gnawed fingernails, has led to this crescendo. I went from skeptic, to thinking this buildup was false hope, to true believer, all the while screaming myself hoarse at games and yelling at the TV . My neighbors think I'm nuts, and yes it's crazy to invest this emotion into sports. …

Thanks for updating the old days of Yes, Yes, Yes Yes. And, a collective yes.

Fuck that whine! The Sux were whomped in a 3 game sweep 33-5, and ̶R̶e̶d̶ ̶S̶o̶x̶ ̶N̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ , the Massholes were refreshingly quiet after being served a frosty, refreshing mug of Shut the Fuck Up. Now it's your turn.

No one is discussing college football, but has there ever been a bigger redundancy than a "White Out" at a BYU football game?

I have been astounded for years that a blowjob is so undervalued by women, when it's given me the most toe-curling orgasms. And mutual orgasms from 69 are the BEST!

I'm really surprised that neither of those goofs in the picture is wearing a Panda hat.

Yeah, but if most men outside midget porn are "height proportional," I'm guessing those little guys on the pommel horse are going to disappoint.

Like Osama bin Laden, they need to drop that thing into the briny deep, so it doesn't become a shrine for the idiots who still revere him. And no, I'm not comparing him to bin Laden (I don't think bin Laden enabled pedophilia), I'd like there be no shrine to Paterno's martyrdom.

Ha! I've been to his bar in Prague, and there's a Sports Book in the back.

I'd like to add my pitchfork to this revolution. The comments section has clearly devolved, and the mere notion and subsequent looking-down-their-noses tone of the Kinjas seems so...humorless.