Were Ashleigh and Ashli considered in this?

I witnessed Tim Wakefield clock a 103 on the radar gun. But it was in Tokyo for the A's-Red Sox opening series in 2008, and was measured in kph. The Boston fans got a big laugh out of it.

Luckily, she's a broader talent than Vaughn Meader

He forgot sock hockey in a narrow hallway, and superball (not those found in Dwight Howard's jock) golf in said hallway.

Some of the smaller breeds should be judged by hang time.

If you catch it, do you get to keep it?

Thank you sir. May I have another?

Maya Rudolph just got popped with the Vaughn Meader stick. WH had a lovely voice, but every pre-school, kindergarten, grade school, and junior high graduation I ever attended featured a poorly rendered version of, "I believe that children are the future..."

Everyone with shitty squares in the office pool rejoices.

A flyover would have been AWESOME. Open the windows Zeke, here she comes!

I was privileged to see Joe Namath twice in person. And he would sling the ball on such a low line, the ball would be intercepted 20 yards ahead of the open receiver. Like Reggie Jackson striking out vs. a Reggie home run, Joe Willie's interceptions were just as impressive.

To be fair, it is going up against the Pro Bowl and the NHL All Star game.

O AN HE SEXY

The fact everyone at Deadspin jerks off to being the next Bill Simmons, earns him my yes vote. Emeritus writing today's Jamberoo reminded me of how good this site used to be.

It was Al Michaels who asked, "do you believe in maracles?"

It's sad Jesus Christ never instituted a dental plan for his followers.

Fuck this if there's no place on Deadspin for the next Baby Mangino.

I will remind everyone again, that by transposing the first and last names, you receive twice the goodness.

Damn your blackened Irish Catholic heart Erin. With few exceptions, I love cheesy Christmas songs, and Bruce Springsteen's live version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town forever

That's also why Plaxico Burress insisted he was shot in the lower thigh.