Yum! I have fond memories of the body builder I dated. She was a tiny girl, but had an ass like two volleyballs, and considered sex an aerobic exercise.

Please dear Jesus, help us beat the fuck out of Cardinal Dougherty High School.

LMAO. This is the best parody of a crazy cat lady I've ever read.

I'm late to this party, but Jeeeezzzusss! This toothless asshole makes Kige sound like Edward R. Murrow.

I've no anger or overwhelming amusement to even think of a nominee given the last year. Deadspin has seriously lost it's fastball, and, like Pedro Martinez, needs to adjust accordingly.

The announcer on Bloomberg tv said Murdoch's wife, "beat off the attacker."

Abby Wambach is the Enola Gay of the USWNT.

Despite wave after wave of US attacks on goal, the Japan defense didn't suffer a meltdown in the first half.

That pitchers' name theory is horseshit.

It's only sheep who believe the mainstream media she died; she's still on the lamb.

"Where Did Robinson Cano-so Go With Friday on Saturday Night?"

"Ricky Don't Lose That Number" Weeks

Abby Wambach, Mike Eruzione. Mike Eruzione, Abby Wambach.

I think they are going overboard w/ the basketball game on the Carl Vinson.

+1. A great novel, if only the detail about taking a ferry from Detroit to Cleveland on a road trip.

+1. A great novel, if only the detail about taking a ferry from Detroit to Cleveland on a road trip.

With those eyes, his nickname must be "First and third."

What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey player? After 3 periods a hockey player takes a shower."

G-TOWN, represented!! What I most love about Bernard is, he's full of shit but knows it.

This is the 2nd nice story about Bonds I've recently heard. Some months back his college friend died unexpectedly, and he was there for her family and also wrote a BIG check for her children's college fund. I would have been happy going through life thinking he was a total fuckhead, but that's not the case.