That's why God made Subaru engines.

Since I think the 159 is the second most lovely sedan ever made, (Second only to the E39) I go with the Alfa in a heart beat. That Rover looks like a bloated corpse.

What if you are poor and that was what was available? What if you couldn't afford the purchase of a vehicle at all and a friend or relative gave you the pick-up?

What if that is the only vehicle you have?

Why does proclaiming one's nearly ever-present willingness to engage in coitus make one a douche?

Pretty sure that's a Lambovette...

Do heterosexual men actually read Men's Health? I always thought that was for folks not brave enough to come out of the closet.

I think you are replying to someone else's comment. I didn't say that stuff you're quoting me as saying, (Or anything remotely close to it.) But since you brought it up, public transit isn't safe for anyone except maybe a cop in uniform. I don't get hit on a lot, but almost everyday I see another passenger that…

The juxtaposition of "...used to white males blathering...mansplaining..." with complaining about misogyny is funny. I can't imagine why anyone would object to her complaining about the very thing she is doing.

Darn that pesky first amendment. Whatever shall we do?

I loved the Cayman, it was a curvaceous beauty standing out in a sea of post-Bangle crease-orgies masquerading as car designs. Now it looks like some hideous mash-up of a Toyota MR-S and a Porsche, with a pointless wrinkle thrown all across the back end. That horizontal pinch destroys the most lovely feature of the…

No. The single most beautiful feature of the Cayman was the way the roofline dives below the fender hips. They not only did away with that, they put some filthy flame-surfacey pointless wrinkle all across the back-end. I loved the Cayman, it was a curvaceous beauty standing out in a sea of post-Bangle crease-orgies…

1 hp for every 10 lbs of vehicle weight. So I guess my vote is somewhere between 265 and 280 depending on what these weigh. That being said, I'd be ecstatic to have the plain old 200hp model.

"Why doesn't Syfy have a show like Battlestar Galactica any more?"

Using the in-car camera footage sounds like a serious 4th Amendment breach. The Domestic Enemy revenuers don't deserve to live in this country.

Not unlike the Holden Monaro/Pontiac GTO, they were Aussie designs that came over here.

When the Bangle cars came out, my first reaction was, "Gross! That looks like a Hyundai with more pointless wrinkles." Hyundai and Kia have gone through a few generations of less and less hideous styling since the Bangle cars came out, but they had that filthy look first.

LOL, yeah right. Almost every Bangle and post Bangle BMW looks Korean. Well except for the fact that Kia actually has a few cars that look MORE Teutonic that these hideous warpy, amorphous, wrinkled-jelly-beans BMW is passing off as cars.

I can't believe a Jalopnik article on captive imports failed to mention El Caminos and Rancheros.

"...men, as a population, are not excellent at empathizing with women."