People like you are why I rarely go to geek movies on opening night. I stayed till the end of Iron Man because I heard it was worth it, but the reveal was ruined by chorus of grown men shrieking like little girls: "OHMYFUCKINGGODITSSAMUELJACKSONASNICKFUCKINGFURYHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT" all before Nick Fury actually appeared…

I bicycle and take mass transit because I no longer have a motor vehicle. When I have a motorcycle it is actually cheaper than the train, and slightly more expensive than the bus. The extra 4 hours I get every day is a massive improvement in quality of life. I eat better, study better, get more sleep and deal with far…

What is the name of this meme? Been looking for an article on it for a while now.

And yet his dishonest, capricious distaste for killing enables the victimizers to do just that.

Uhm, Spidey and Wolverine have done time as Avengers, and the FF are absolutely connected as well. Back in '05 Peter Parker was an intern for Tony Stark. He had his own Iron-Spidey suit for a while.

I agree with your point, but FYI, ordnance has no I in it. An ordinance is not the same as aviation ordnance.

Total nitpick here, but wasn't it bluescreen back then?

I never knew the no guns, no killing thing was a legitimate part of Batlore. That pretty much ruins the only DC character I don't find stupid. A vigilante who gets squeamish about firearms and killing is a shit-poor vigilante.

Nolan's bat bike has guns. In fact the bat bike is part of what really tears apart the Nolan films for me. The flagrant disregard for collateral damage with that bike kind of undermines any supposed struggle with killing later on.

I'm down with the Gump hate, but Jenny wasn't sexually liberated, she was emotionally scarred and actively trying to hurt herself. "Self-destructive people often get their wish," would be a more accurate way to put it.

That movie was horrible, and Reeves was about the only redeeming quality it had.

Unlike a lot of the flesh onscreen, her manner of dress is a legitimate plot point.

Are we really sure that's Stark blood? Chain of custody on some of these kids is a bit murky.

What's wrong with storing ammo in mags? Are you talking about the idea that the spring won't function if it has been compressed for long periods of time?

A detachable magazine is also a clip. Anything detachable that holds rounds and can be used to load the weapon is a clip. If you want to point out that the internal magazine of your rifle or shotgun is not a clip, fine, but detachable box mags are clips.

The whole "It's mag not clip" thing is nonsense. Remington and…

If only I could put this music over the Chimps eat Monkeys video.

If they reboot the Zahn books and keep the characters, I'd be fine with that.

I don't get what all the fuss is about. What sort of insulated, precious, anthropomorphizing, rock-worshiping person has an issue with this particular video? I mean if you don't like watching any animals commit violence, cool. I can understand that. But, this really doesn't seem any different than something I could…

What? Birds are total assholes.

I've been inside a Super Guppy after it landed aboard MCAS Yuma. The way the flight cables disconnect when the front part opens is a trip. Well the whole thing is a trip, actually.