Uhhh, he has three kids, how can he be eligible for a Darwin award?

"Senior is survived by his partner and three kids."

My host family took me out bowling one time (where by the way, they had no shoes for my massively oversized westerner clown feet), and after we finished we went to the little arcade thing attached to it and they tried to show me how pachinko worked, after about 10 minutes of watching little balls spaz out, I was just…

A billion hours in MSpaint

You know, your argument would probably be taken more seriously if your post wasn't just a giant ad hominem.

That's it. I'm convinced.

Uhhh, no, there is no way it could be equal to attempted murder, because there is no such thing as attempted manslaughter.

What?

Not the same thing, every Microsoft update includes a reference to the knowledge base telling you exactly what vulnerability it's addressing.

Wow, another concept bike no one will ever see or hear of again.

So identical twins are one person?

Triple backstab time?

Please, take my god damn money.

OMG It all makes sense, this doesn't say Jews, it stands for "Japanese Eat Whales and Shrimps"

The soldier during the interview sounds just like a soldier in an interview though.

You fools! Actively teaching the robot overlords of the future the skills they need to defeat us in martial combat?? What are you thinking!?

Valve, hire this guy, and give us hats in Tf2 for getting this game.

By "them" do you mean drunk dudes in sports bars who've never stepped foot on a football pitch in their lives?

Looks promising, but will it ever live up to the legend that was Jonah Lomu Rugby for the PS1?

Remember that Steam displays bytes per second whereas internet speed is usually advertised in bits per second, so if you're getting big discrepancies either multiply your steam speed by 8, or divide your internet speed by 8 and see if it matches a bit better.