@AlexWrench: That's what I thought! Maybe they're familiar from other games, but it's still confusingly ambiguous.

@Gnarkiller: Yeah, it's the same for me. Apart from the 100 friends bit.

The programmers will be kicking themselves. They could have charged five bucks for that invisible horse as DLC.

This is way better than seeing the face of Jesus in things. Seriously, every ink blot, water damage, or burnt toast looks like Jesus to some people.

@MultiKing: press X if you want to believe.

Yeah, but I got my hopes up for Red Dead Redemption after a games mag said it was coming to PC. And that was a game I actually wanted to play.

@manablue: if only everything was a singing david bowie.

@vid3oman64: That's what I thought. Either Kotaku's getting sloppy or I'm getting old.

@acidcrownie: Master of parenthetical expressions.:

I rather like the idea of stealing from the pirates to help sell games. There's a pleasing irony to it.

In other news, after the surprise removal of all virtual prostitution from the Grand Theft Auto series, grateful campaigners sent publisher Rockstar Games some vegan prostitutes as a token of their appreciation.

Have we done a Lego franchise photoshop challenge yet?

@sirspankalot: Same here - damn it!

One of the options for best action game was Tales of Monkey Island. How are we supposed to take that survey seriously? They deserve to have it PPG-rigged!

@Nudgenudge: Agreed - I love the Big Lebowski references in PPG. They range from the subtle - the long shot down the supermarket aisle at the start of the PPG movie as the professor buys milk - to the overt - in the episode where Princess legalises crime, the professor shouts at some burglars, "this is a private…

@dkl415: I've bought plenty of games based on 'reviews' from Penny Arcade. (I put that in inverted commas since their reviews amount to, "I'm playing X, it's great, you should play it too"). So they're pretty influential there. If I was a game developer, I'd rather have 1 good review from PA, than 10 on sites like…

It looks like Zuma, with all the fun replaced by hard work.

@poplin: I finished ME2 with my Paragon from ME1 and now I'm part-way through ME1 again with a Renegade, so I might buy this DLC in time for taking Evil Shep through ME2.

You can buy David's junk in a nearby store, to decorate the captain's quarters. Looks rather nice, next to the spaceship models.

@deafblindmute: They'll be taking away their right to queef next!