@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Skyrocketing I presume.......

Best Verizon iPhone: iPhone 4

Us Hispanics are neutral when it comes to smartphones. We know damn well any smartphone will help us becum more intellligent wen we type on Facebook.

@Kaiser-Machead: In other news, billions of Sacagawea dollars are being recalled on the risk of too many reported incidents of robberies. Most occurrences are Puerto Ricans confusing the dollar coins as real gold.

@Kaiser-Machead: Kaiser I'mma let you finish but.......

There are terrorists on the plane with guns. Looks likes I won't be goin to the Bahamas. Lmao.

Writing memoirs/love letters has never felt so like writing mad libs now:

For about $149 of your hard earned money, and about 3-4 weeks of missing your precious, you can have ColorWare "brighten" your gaming lifestyle. I'd say that's a lot compared to the 65 expendable dollars you'll pay over price tag in order to receive booooring silver.

What? Only $82.50? That is a steal.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Antennas: Skyscraper's Viagra.

Oh we have a winner.

@MrSmoofy: On a personal note, upon switching from Cablevision to Verizon FIOS I noticed a spike in my bandwidth along with a major reduction in latency.

At least one of their jets actually work...

Watch this monk clean windows in slow-mo........

Rumors are speculating it to be called:

In case of potty-mouthed commenters here in Gizmodo.

@FriarNurgle:

@DeanMachine: Sony has strict rules on backwards compatibility across their product lineup.

Why would Intel hire rapists ? Unless.......

@seriously, saycarramrod: Crisco?