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Maybe perhaps it's mistakable for the better choice of emoticons when it comes to insults:

Going out of limb here I'm going to assume that they are going to offer tiered plans only on Verizon's LTE network.

Sorry it's the wife. Just a second......

@JakeMG: Don't Panic: I wonder if Verizon's brother, Captivate, will ever receive the update too?

@verspasian: "isn't this the first hardware keyboard ever from Samsung?"

Well it would have to be a more solid handset than it's previous generations, obtain a tad better specs than the Epic 4G (which is the leading qwerty 4G handset right now) and has to have at least 2.2 or better running at launch.

Hurray for you Playboy! You finally figured out how to get porn on an iPad first before any other site/magazine has.

@Kaiser-Machead: I always thought the smaller the explosives the more likely the content of actually igniting/arming the bomb.

The weirdest name of a NASA aircraft? The Balls 8 .

@IncrediBurch: If it doesn't happen anytime soon, I'll be sure to root when we get a stable gingerbread ROM release.

So that would mean I can turn my hot boiling water into snow too!?!?! Awesome!

@bigcamcrsx: Because of the fact that Jay Leno has 200 vehicles or more in his possession, he doesn't have the garage space to present his collection in a fashionable matter.

Sweet Car God....he has a reventon.

Good. Good.

Finally a coffee machine for me!

Great what's next? You're going to tell me that the stuff I buy on Saturday morning informercials is actually crap?

And if he wasn't caught (or the cops weren't bribed enough) he would have eventually turned the adjacent business into a successful cookie tycoon.

@RushinRussian: Yeah people who purchase historical items for their collection are considered hipsters.