@I, Opener: Only if you're not washing the "goods" while shaving. The misses can take that job and save you time.

If a store doesn't offer gift receipts, more likely their return policy isn't pleasing to the eyes.

Pamcakes?

@Gimmeslack: I have your IP address right here bub.

@Denver is too damn high: I hardly feel great about every single track of an album unless of course they were all amazing to listen to or if each track coincides with the other sort of like the dance/house albums I buy.

Some Lady Gaga album

@Chernobyl: I speak to my father in a "certain" pattern.

Would I trade a spouse for a drink, *ahem* cocktail? Hmmm.......

Show me potato salad!

This will be more addicting than that time I found this tracker on all Cr-48 notebooks being delivered in your area.

Dude Greenman! Voted.

Beautiful women in three dee?

I would like to watch this film on 3D and blu-ray except for the fact that I need a 3DTV. Capitalism can kiss my ass.

Cake Mania 3 looks like a steal for my Cake Boss fanatic gf. When she's not hardcore raiding on WoW, she'll be baking up a storm virtually.

Eli Sunday: Say it -I watched a 3D movie.

@Stem_Sell: I don't know sweetie. As many trips to the hospital it takes.

@HitmonInfinity: It's the thought that counts. *wipes away tear*

Gift cards are a tricky subject and only can it be presumed as a "personal gift" when you really actually know that the person is super picky or if you are ignorant of the interests that the gift wields in. Example:

@strideo: At least cash doesn't depreciate in value after 1 year when you use at least one dollar.

EXTREME SKATEBOARDING!!1!!1!