@SKiTz: Clearly you don't comprehend the comical and sarcastic nature of my comment.

@Clixx13: Don't like Christianity? Take this! *burns Qur'an

I guess you can say....

For some reason, I find it more convenient to just rather pick it up my movies and video games at the store.

Mmmm mmmm. Internet noodles. HOW DOES IT TASTE?

Olgethorpe: Gah Emory. It's a "three dee" phone. You cannot comprehend the awesomeness of a "three dee" phone.

I'm going to look extra sexy with a green shuffle and pink headphones. Plus, as a pedestrian drivers will avoid hitting my face.

@MifuneT:

*clears throat*

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: Winona Ryder's career was sucked into that hole along with Vulcan.

See? This is why Spock can't touch Sylar.

@The Squalor and the Fury: I'll just leave this here.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: You are right I should choose my words wisely.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: It's been stated that Mercedes is looking into more fuel efficient vehicles (twin turbo 4 cylinder for S-class by next gen on US models) so we're looking at lesser displacement, less weight and possibly forced induction for AMG.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Actually my bad I get the numbers all mixed up all the time. What I meant was the G500. Phased out of production in 2015. The unibody GL450 (or GL550) was intended to replace the G-class but I don't see it as the replacement for military/police applications that G500 is used in…

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: That's what I did at an auto show convention and almost got kicked out for removing the cover from a G450. The plus side, a guy next to me was enjoying the view without the cover.

It's so beautiful. Wow so this is what an engine...errr motherboard looks like huh?

*reaches over to insert COD: Black Ops. Table breaks and monitor falls*

Joel, I felt the same way when I went to Market St Grill in Newark. Restaurant.com had a deal and I took my gf out to eat. I felt really embarrassed because it didn't look like the type of place to be whipping out printed pieces of paper for discounts.

@Emmitt's Malapropisms: Another great Swingers quote: