a brief montage shows many of them dying of snake bites, wild dog attacks, and getting sick from contaminated water.

Dear Mr. President,

I bet it was that Susie Derkins who killed all these nuns!

Gandolfini to Riegert: “This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst.”

I’m sorry, but I cannot ever see Nestor Carbonell and not hear this line from the (first) live action Tick series premiere. 

“No, I’m telling you Falco died. Si, “Amadeus, Amadeus.” He is a dead person.”
~Batmanuel

The video is called “Diarrhea In The Pool.”  Isn’t that warning enough?

When is somebody finally going to do a show called “Lovey”? It’s about Thurston Howell’s wife, who’s now black, and won’t featured Gilligan or any type of island. 

I got a bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy notification for this?

Then how am I going to get a poison resistant baby?

Who’s gonna play the inanimate object...you know, what’s his name...Mark Wahlberg?

The secret to getting a perfect meatloaf is simple.

Got to work with Mr. Williams on an episode of Millennium. No one else seemed to know who he was, which I thought was weird. Anyway, he was a very calm guy. Rest Well sir.

Look, say what you like about Seth MacFarlane...but have the BBC put him together with the John Wilson Orchestra...

Mono—

This is a mama bear getting rushed by dogs and protecting her cubs, not a bear attacking her dogs

Hot Take: It’s okay.

Beast of Eatin’

The grisliest. Holy crap. I’m still scarred by that damn story. Who the fuck puts “pony” in the title and then writes THAT?

I hugely wish my jr high English teacher has assigned me to read this & not the fucking Red Pony