To paraphrase The Kids in the Hall, Army of the Dead is Snyder’s best film.  It’s also terrible.

They had to start over, like, a bunch of times. Witness, attempt #714:

I’m trying to wrap my head around the sight of Prince and Sinead O’Connor involved in a foot chase through L.A. in the middle of the night and NOT have “Yakety Sax” play in my head when I do.

By all means, good for her for coming out, but Demi just gives me the feeling of that type of person who jumps on every single new identity / crisis as if it’s a new fad to be a part of.  

I’d rather spend 60 seconds with Chris D’Elia

Uma? Oprah.

Aside from the music videos, I mostly remember her for playing Hercules’ wife in Kevin Sorbo’s TV movies. I know he’s a shit nowadays, but those were pretty fun flicks back in the day.

I’m not sure what’s more impressive.

If only the great Jessica Walter had lived to see this day:

Should have called in the big guns.

Working title: West Egg Story. 

Quite. I love Citizen Kane and I love Orson Welles (This is Orson Welles by Welles and Peter Bogdanovich is a book I adore a ridiculous amount), but the best film of all time is clearly Dude, Where’s My Car?

Stuart Gordon was the one that I immediately noticed.

SNL should be canceled and replaced with reruns of Mama’s Family.

Person of Interest is one of my all time favorite shows. John was like my 9th favorite character on it, but he was fine. The av club reviews and forums for it were great, after they got over their annoying decision to drop coverage during the first season because the reviewer thought it was just a boring procedural. 

It feels like Justin Timberlake jumps between music and acting when he isn’t doing too well in one of them.

What a chump. I can buy Action Comics #1 for a buck.

I immediately remembered him as Vera’s old flame on Cheers. She has a type, that Vera.

RIP. his delivery of bite de bullet, baby is one of the grossest, most uncomfortable and disturbing moments in all of television, which in David Lynch terminology, also makes it one of the best

How is MacGuyver going to get out of this one?