L. J. Smith created The Vampire Diaries. 

Can I just see two bands and leave? 

Dear Brockhampton,

President Trump will fix this....... 

In other news we’ve learned Chris Noth was on The Equalizer.

This isn’t a gay porn movie?

They really missed the thing that made the original series so special: legal-aged high school girls I wanted to have sex with. 

This would have been a great comeback vehicle for Aunt Becky.....

Was Paris Jackson in prison? 

I thought the three teachers were always dead air, and took valuable minutes away from the students who weren't all fantastic, but who would often go weeks without anything to do. 

Sondheim also co-wrote a musical based on The Frogs, by Aristophanes.

I hope Deckard finally kills enough replicants to buy that sheep. 

Remember when Danny Glover said he was too old for this shit and we laughed? 

He'll be playing a young Lennie Briscoe in 1960's Newark.......

I worked at Barnes & Noble with the Way Brothers when all this started.

Or during?

Would an insincere apology clearly written by someone else have helped?

Of course not.

They’re lucky when I remember to shower.....

“Wouldn’t it be funny if we made this Edna Ferber book into a musical?”