Oh that dick.

Totally had me thinking this

Nothing precious to steal anymore ;)

That's actually what your supposed to do. When checking if someone is okay after falling, remove electronics and other materials that could cause other issues. If you don't, the disbalance in equilibrium often causes them to lose control of their bodies. If they still have cords around them and such, they can get…

The story here should be that Uganda had a gaming community event.

Perpetually doomed, yet holding enough money to do literally nothing for the next 50 years and still have plenty of money sitting around. Nintendo is far from doomed, sir.

Always love it when people say that and don't realize that Nintendo has been around for a fair while, gathering all kinds of experience, money and assets.

125 years old and (apparently) perpetually doomed. Thanks for being awesome Nintendo.

Don't feel strange; gaming has never even crossed my mind when buying a phone and I can't get enough of gaming at home. In my experience, mobile games are largely forgettable low-quality distractions for public transit commuters. Nothing wrong w/ that, but I've found them to be a collective waste of time

I had one of the newer HTC Ones for awhile, and those front-facing Beats speakers spoiled the hell out of me.

No one buys an iPhone specifically for gaming (well, except the gaming press), but when shopping for a phone, gaming is often a major consideration.

that speaker on the side is a HUGE downfall, and outright annoying. Get an Android, or a Note 4, all the gaming power plus large emulator support without having to root.

...shhh. Those of us who advocate for the continued presence of physical media (and the delay of always-online systems) are quickly tarred and feathered by forward-thinking folk.

But by all means, let's hurry up and make everything online only. Not to mention cloud based sstreaming services...

EDF! EDF! Bashcraft, does this have splitscreen coop still? That's what makes it so much fucking fun!! As long as it does this is a day one buy for me. I recently finished 2025 and loved it to death! So much fun and over 80 missions!

Well pretty sure Sony didn't buy it as an exclusive, they just choose to.

Sandals and a blazer are worse than a fedora!

He's not wrong, I'll give him that.

I don't fault Notch for selling Minecraft to Microsoft; I've been playing MC in some form or another since about 2010, but it seems to be at the apex of its popularity, and Notch indicated a couple of times that he wanted to move on to other projects.

I also don't fault the Oculus…