I think Josh Brolin would be another good choice.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau should play Joel

Hence we're human duh.

I'm so excited to be in Japan!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't blame him. Not with jeans that tight. Seizas really hurt if you didn't grow up doing them. I think I can go 5 minutes maybe before my legs are like, "fuck this, I'm out".

Your mom dragged you out to Everest and you can't get away from the icicle dinner so you whip out your DS and play it under the frozen table.

So it's like Spore meets Team Fortress 2/MechWarrior or something? Sign me up.

...in which you could never, ever complain about...

Article should have been Ubisoft Tries to Do What Nintendid

Because it's there... and because it's not like there's a ton else to do there.

My original DS is still working even though it's missing its top screen. It's the default GBA player of my kids.

Nintendo handhelds are the Nokia cellphones of this generation.

The DS Lite was probably my favorite Nintendo portable. Small, sleek design, could play DS or GBA games, it was awesome.

Weird, Microsoft's usually pretty good at impressing Satan.

Mine too. Whenever I see this toy, I always die a little inside.

I love babysitting my friends' kids (for like 5 minutes). After they stop being cute, this game is a lifesaver. I swear, they're entertained for hours. I bought it during the big sale (like $30 final price at Target for Ps4 version) and it has paid me back in sanity soooo many times.

Books and scrolls surrounding by a purple magic being on all fours, with the ability to fly and a leader?

That derp face.