Ok, so what is the actual likelihood of Nintendo being able to pull a 3DS style recovery with the Wii U? I mean, I was here reading all the terrible 3ds stories the year after it came out, all the comments calling Nintendo doomed, or comparing them to Sega. And then you look at the console now and it's consistently…

You're not the only man in his 30's that's really into the Muppets.

There was just something about the show that didn't translate well onto the big screen. It was a real let down too, after starting the series expecting not to enjoy it, I was bummed to find out how much I hated the movies.

As a straight man that just finished watching the SATC series with my gf, (surprisingly funny) and watching both movies (surprisingly terrible, awful, and horrendous) I do hope that there is a new movie, if only to repair the damage done.

Needs more smoking, m'right Kotaku?

Slow news week.

I've worked with a few kids with weird names, a girl named Dicky, a boy named Lhemo (pronounced Lame-o) and as far as I can tell it's not really a big deal if your kid has a weird name if they've got a decent self esteem. The other kids get bored with after a while.

Actually there was a study, that I'm too lazy to find, that showed that there are significant benefits for your lungs if you switch to e-smokes, but the nicotine will still do bad things to your heart/blood pressure.

"Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth."
-God

Exactly! Plus your potential partners would have their pick of dick. American, or European style?

I'm sorry, but it's far too comfortable to play with to care about how it looks - it is the Crocs of gaming, and I'm totally OK with that.

If I were him/his parents, I would have circumciszed one of them, to compare, for science.

it really is all kinds of awesome.

I wanna say that Kotaku's coverage of the eshop problems recently has been harsh.... but I can't. I'm glad to hear that there was enough of an influx of new systems to crash the eshop, but really they should have been prepared this reflects poorly on Nintendo especially since their bundled games are all downloads now.…

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Probably gets laid more than half this site. Gotta remember, he's got enough Benjamins to buy all that, and a house. (Not to imply all ladies like guys with money, but it doesn't hurt.)

I guess the Nazis were right, Germany IS better than the USA.

Well maybe, as you could use the touchpad, so it wouldn't control so poorly. So yes you're probably right. If this were on the ps4, or Wii U, it would be a better game.

Where, the Hell, was Demolition Man?