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    Well, rubber banding was pretty prominent in Mario Kart 64. So... every game except the very first. Every game in the franchise can burn except for the one on the SNES.

    What's worse, believing that vaccinations make your kids autistic, or not reading articles before you jump to write angry comments about them?

    I've made a terrible mistake.

    I've actually been through everything you and Demosthenes have described, but in a completely different industry. It was an organic food service. There were only 3 people plus a manager in my department and I was laid off, despite my production being triple the other two guys combined, because the manager didn't like…

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    I can't think of owls without hearing this.

    I know, right? People who record vertically are going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

    Yeah, watch Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums. Judging Anderson by TLA is like judging Carpenter based on Ghosts of Mars.

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    Earthbound.

    Pull Retro off of whatever nonsense they are making and put them to work on Metroid Prime 4 IMMEDIATELY

    Hey, let's look at the guy who didn't read the second paragraph of a two-paragraph story!

    Shit, son! I still own this game too. I never beat it on Hard Mode though.

    I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

    Translation: "We heard your criticism. Here's why you're wrong even though you're right."

    I still own this game, and I remember all sorts of things that annoyed me. The flys were awful, the puzzle to get to the top exit were horribly difficult, and most of all, the Koopa exploding always struck me as a strange design choice.

    Now it makes me wonder how fast Ludacris speed would be.

    Ludicrous, not Ludacris. Unless you specifically want to pay in mid-2000s rappers.