Hey, I call shenanigans! A bunch of the items on this list, such as the rings of contrariness or bureaucratic wizardry, are cursed items. This means they weren't created on purpose. They were created when a wizard failed spectacularly to create something else. For example the ring of bureaucratic wizardry was created…

I've actually been through everything you and Demosthenes have described, but in a completely different industry. It was an organic food service. There were only 3 people plus a manager in my department and I was laid off, despite my production being triple the other two guys combined, because the manager didn't like…

I can't think of owls without hearing this.

I know, right? People who record vertically are going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

Yeah, watch Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums. Judging Anderson by TLA is like judging Carpenter based on Ghosts of Mars.

I don't think you do. I like Wes Anderson, but you can skip that one. Life's too short.

They don't seem too spectacular. I'd probably just use Warmachine minis.

Shit, son! I still own this game too. I never beat it on Hard Mode though.

I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

Saying Vista was better than XP is like saying 9/11 was better than the moon landing.

Now it makes me wonder how fast Ludacris speed would be.

That's because you don't live with 10 or 12 people.

$8000 is a lot cheaper than getting your own place.

Shouldn't the list actually be called "The Only 12 Games Worth Buying for X-Bone (10 of which can be played on your preferred platform)"

From the suggestions so far I think that we should rename the list "Ninjariffic's Favourite Movies".

Yeeessssss. I love this movie. I did my final paper on it for my cinema class. There are so many little things to catch and pick up on. Shit, I wanna watch it again.

Maybe the movie is a little "brainy"er than you thought. Check it out.

That's a good one. That's one of my GF's favourite movies.

Sure, the host country will make a few hundred million in profit. Too bad it costs billions to host.

Agreed. I also winced at the phrase "more varied gameplay".