So this makes Jon and Dany cousins?

That first one is a photo of Spider-Man scratching his balls. Everyone sees that, right?

Lotta games about fathers lately. I imagine it’s due to everyone in the gamer generation reaching that point in their lives at roughly at the same time. I’d be willing to bet the cycle will come around again in 15 or 20 years.

why is that robot gasping for air

Glad to see they’re putting a little work into making the dungeons more interesting. They were always my least favorite part of MegaTen games

I wish more people in entertainment had the good sense to just own up to their mistakes. It’s a lot less grief for everyone.

Wait, if it’s meant to sit alongside the PS4, is it an upgrade? An addon? Like a Sega CD?

Oh, it’d 3D? That’s... disappointing. The animation clearly isn’t designed around 2D timing. Just from watching I can feel how floaty those controls are.

Oh wow, I grew up in Chicago and moved to San Francisco. Anybody have any preferences for the setting in the next game? Apparently I can make it happen by living there for a while.

If it’s still 8-10 hours of runny jumpy bullet dodgy goodness, I’ll be more than happy.

I’ve only watched footage of the beta, but there were clearly mechanics and maps designed around knocking enemies out of the way and blowing past them. It looks like they put way more thought into combat than in the last game.

Aw man, you’re talking about the actual Japanese FFII. I was all up and ready to criticize you about the sequel number

But why bother with cheat tools when you can just play Bastion HEYOOOOO

I choose to be an optimist and believe they did this just because they felt it was the right thing to do.

Outside her mech, D.Va carries a weak pistol and is easily eliminated.

Oh good. Hanzo’s homing arrows are apparently canon.

I average like 12 eliminations a round with Widowmaker. I used to be kinda proud of that....

Gekkoukan still has the best uniforms.

This is the year of too many damn games.

an overly realistic Star Fox cast would just be animals in flight jackets