Oh wow, I grew up in Chicago and moved to San Francisco. Anybody have any preferences for the setting in the next game? Apparently I can make it happen by living there for a while.

If it’s still 8-10 hours of runny jumpy bullet dodgy goodness, I’ll be more than happy.

I’ve only watched footage of the beta, but there were clearly mechanics and maps designed around knocking enemies out of the way and blowing past them. It looks like they put way more thought into combat than in the last game.

Aw man, you’re talking about the actual Japanese FFII. I was all up and ready to criticize you about the sequel number

But why bother with cheat tools when you can just play Bastion HEYOOOOO

I choose to be an optimist and believe they did this just because they felt it was the right thing to do.

Outside her mech, D.Va carries a weak pistol and is easily eliminated.

Oh good. Hanzo’s homing arrows are apparently canon.

I average like 12 eliminations a round with Widowmaker. I used to be kinda proud of that....

Gekkoukan still has the best uniforms.

This is the year of too many damn games.

an overly realistic Star Fox cast would just be animals in flight jackets

All I can think about is how pissed I would be if I followed any of these people but had to wait a day or two to actually watch the show

I got 9 months of free PS Plus from that Sony settlement and I’m struggling to find a reason to activate it.

That’s not funny.

It took me almost 40 hours to beat every boss in Dark Souls 3.

Great, because June wasn’t packed enough. I had my budget so nicely planned out, too

Was that “Yesterday” by the Beatles? I bet they blew half their budget on licensing that

Feel free to debate the value of photorealistic duplications, but it is categorically undeniable that this requires an enormous amount of technical skill. This is speaking as someone who has actually been through several years of traditional art school. Don’t dismiss other people’s hard work as “shit,” especially if…

Now that’s what I call t-rolling