I always found it weird that in first person games, your guy is always about 4 feet tall.

I’m starting to feel like I should have put “historical inaccuracy” in quotes.

Is anyone losing their shit about female knights and historical inaccuracy yet?

How the heck does she know where to go?

Has the main guy been wearing the same outfit everyday since he was, like, 3?

This game has over a million sales....

Went to school with this guy. That was intimidating as hell.

I refused, and in retrospect, I’m not happy with that decision. She’s rightly upset with you. She’s in pain, she’s horrifyingly alone and, as unfair as it is, she is a massive burden on her parents. Her death is inevitable and things only get the worse the longer she forces herself to go on. At the time, I thought,…

Oh, wonderful. I thought I would skip the silly dancing game, but since it apparently has a plot I guess I’ll have to BUY YET ANOTHER DAMN PERSONA SPINOFF

The last time I remember being this excited for a video game to come out was Sonic the Hedgehog 3. I honestly thought that part of me was long dead.

Frazetta was the same way. There’s an inordinate amount of magic fog hovering around all of his characters’ ankles.

One Piece is old enough to vote? Okay, I guess I should be looking at cemetery plots then.

Man, I bought this game like, 10 years ago and never got around to really playing it. I guess now I don’t have to feel so guilty about letting it sit on my shelf a little bit longer?

Video expertly edited to make sure you have absolutely no idea what the hell is happening.

Wait, is Guilty Gear popular now? I was super into it in high school! Why didn’t this happen then, instead of 15 years later when I’m too old to give a shit?

I literally took a class on a Flash animation a few semesters ago. Well, it was mostly Illustrator, but still.

FNAF5: Freddy in Space

I used to watch the shit out of this show! I’ve been trying to remember the name of it for years, thank you!

I spent $600+ on a video card and hairworks still gives me a nasty performance hit.

Pretty sure this just happens in a New Game +. I just fired him up as soon as I could and he sprung up back to life.