You didn't deal with her, you didn't know her. Your tune would change if you did either.

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I once managed a Mother's Day in a pretty high profile restaurant (at the time anyway) where I ended up getting the mother arrested and choking her husband in front of their 6 year old son. The cops and management/ownership were on my side.

Haven't seen this Summon before. What Materia do I need to cast it?

Fair.

Yeah, you're right. My bad.

"I am too old to continue to wage this battle over and over again. No. No, it was NOT awesome."

You fired the first shot but you don't want to engage in the battle?

Hey ugly, clarify what part you are responding to. Or is your response just something you thought would be cool to say

Not fake. I pulled these screenshots myself from the movie. They're literally like single frames. Like how Tyler spliced porn into kid movies.

One of my favorite things about the Fight Club movie was the manifestation of Tyler in "Cornelius's" mind before they met. Harder to do cool story mechanics like this with static images :/

You don't know it yet, but you don't want to be here.

I do customer support for a pretty big mobile gaming company. These sorts of user grievances are in-line with what I've experienced. It's like mobile games are crafted specifically for the lowest common denominator. It's kind of fascinating that someone would take a simple tap-based game so seriously as to spit this…

I also enjoy watching your golden streams.

I have such fond memories of this DnD comic cover from back in the day.

Saw your mom jumping into a car with a john by the port authority 10+ years ago and thats still news to me

Alright fine. I take it back.

Jesus christ I NEED YOU TO KNOW THE PLURAL AND SINGULAR FORMS OF THE WORD "WOMAN"

As soon as I have the inkling to pick up a PS Vita, I read an article about its dim future. And, no deals for it.