You can exercise while pregnant, if your doctor says all is well. Pregnancy isn't an illness. It is a state of health.

AND she just did that huge show on the VMAs?

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Whether it was some guy taking advantage of a massive security vulnerability in iCloud or a cabal of personal assistants or Rocket Raccoon who did it, yeah, that a lot of celebrities just had their privacy violated and that these photos were apparently floating around in the darker parts of the internet for a couple…

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

Closing on 7 billion, there's gotta be somebody who only their mother could love, and their mother is dead.

That. Is. Clever.

When I dance, small children cry. Adults panic and ask if I'm having a seizure. Dogs whimper. Friends urgently apologise on my behalf.

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

i wonder if she can see Mecca from her kitchen window ????

Focusing on your GIS skills is the best way to start, for sure. Do you have a degree or a certificate in it? Either is definitely helpful. Taking a refresher class might be helpful to get fluent again (I think being in a class is more motivating than doing it alone, but that's just me), and it could help you build a…

I think there should be a term for omitting characters. It should be called "Coldhanded". Like "Man, Lady Stoneheart got coldhanded" or "Wow, they coldhanded Arianne?"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

Beyoncé and Jay have only been married since 2008.

You've won the internet today. I had to clap a hand over my mouth at my desk, and still a snort escaped. I'm out!

Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow took a selfie of themselves both squeezed into a t-shirt. That t-shirt was covered in drawings of Lena Dunham in various stages of undress.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow