When I dance, small children cry. Adults panic and ask if I'm having a seizure. Dogs whimper. Friends urgently apologise on my behalf.

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

i wonder if she can see Mecca from her kitchen window ????

Focusing on your GIS skills is the best way to start, for sure. Do you have a degree or a certificate in it? Either is definitely helpful. Taking a refresher class might be helpful to get fluent again (I think being in a class is more motivating than doing it alone, but that's just me), and it could help you build a…

Walking out of Guardians of the Galaxy, Mrs. Starlionblue turned to me and said, "The Fifth Element is still better". :)

Ahahahaha my bad!

I loved the everlasting shit out of this movie, and it deserves more love than it's getting right now. And that diva scene was something I had never seen in a sci-fi action movie before. It was, in a word, sublime.

You would have to be a total snore to not enjoy The Fifth Element. Its awesome.

Obligatory.

I consider The Fifth Element to be the most realistic depiction of the future in film. And this scene was amazing.

I think there should be a term for omitting characters. It should be called "Coldhanded". Like "Man, Lady Stoneheart got coldhanded" or "Wow, they coldhanded Arianne?"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

When I worked for Comcast (don't judge me, it was a dark time in my life) and people wanted to cancel, I just did it. A simple, 'are you sure? there will be reconnect fees', they say yes and it was done. Fuck turning it over to the sales team for this bullshit, customers don't cancel Comcast because it's a happy,…

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

Beyoncé and Jay have only been married since 2008.

You've won the internet today. I had to clap a hand over my mouth at my desk, and still a snort escaped. I'm out!

Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow took a selfie of themselves both squeezed into a t-shirt. That t-shirt was covered in drawings of Lena Dunham in various stages of undress.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow