Holy shit scariest sentence in the Western world right now: "HEY I'M GEORGE ZIMMERMAN AND I'M HERE TO HELP!"

He's the racist vigilante Sanford deserves, but not the one it needs?

The last line of this article literally made me LOL and say "oh shit!" Out loud. To myself.

You probably shouldn't shoot people while on neighborhood watch, either, but G.Z. is a maverick so rules don't apply.

some conservo comments on other sites, in the midst of all the backslapping "see we told you he was a hero!" masturbatory contafibulations, are claiming the family in the car was black and even that they had a pro Trayvon sticker on their car.

Oh, good. Fox and Friends needed something to masturbate over this week.

I'm visualizing him setting up something like this:

I just assumed by "saving" the man he meant he shot the nearest black teen.

That was hard to watch and listen to, but I kept watching because I believe we have to bear witness to things like this, as a collective. But shit, when Bette broke down towards the end of the song and had trouble finishing it..I lost it.

In my alternate reality, Bette sang this woman into remission. (my alternate reality is a much nicer place)