Fuck! My E39 just inexplicably morphed into an E30 coupe and my clothes transformed into a stupid looking suit with a pastel shirt and an anemically thin tie. My hair now has “product” in it. And my sunglasses changed into Aviators. This isn’t a music video, it’s a fucking virus in the Matrix.

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is absolutely no cause for alarm. The wing is not on fire".

Ugh. A free lesson for your kids:

Well, BBC kept their morals at the expense of a stack of future cash. Good on them for sticking to their own standards, they will be missed.

Those pilots look like stereotypical Bros.

I love that this sort of technology is being used. Growing up my dad's racing partner was a paraplegic and so they had the crazy idea to throw hand controls in some little volkswagens using ATV steering controls and a VW beetle semi auto. They did pretty good for a good while there, even got a championship trophy one…

"...brain the size of a planet and all you people want to talk about is the cupholders.

"They say they love me. They say I'm the best. But do they really mean it? Ulgh. No one understands me!"

This.

I think I may have seen a Defender 110 they did the other day... was gleaming, like it just came off the lot, had some sweet, but tasteful modifications to it. Notably, it was running Ford wheels of some sort. They looked odd, but worked ok, I thought... I think I may still have a picture.

What blew my mind was that it…

G-g-g-ghost Jeep! Ruh-roh.

Eight(!!) A2A. Homey don't play.

To look at it, you'd think it'd just be like an on/off sort of switch, since it doesn't appear to have any travel. But you'd be wrong. Thanks to some of the blackest French magic, it's pressure sensitive, so the harder you mash that mushroom, the harder you stop.

1973: Because of a rare genetic mutation that makes the males in the Torchinsky clan particularly susceptible to the lure of unusual vehicles, Papa Torchinsky becomes intrigued (and possibly slightly aroused) at the thought of owning a new VW Golf with the sliding doors.

To prevent having to switch SCE to AUX

I always dreamed that when I became rich and famous, or just rich, I'd get a BBJ and just live out of it, kind of like what's-his-face in Contact. Ahh, the dreams of youth. Now I'll count myself lucky if I ever fly first-class.

Anybody else picture the Tusken Raiders taking potshots at passing podracers? No? Just me?

musk does not do ugly, and laughed at the i3 during an interview for its looks. I think the model 3 will be safe from what you worry about :)