Whichever one makes the space just behind your penis fizz the most.

They're absolute douchebags, but the burgers are alright. 8/10 overall due to the douchiness.

And not only could she be hot, but she used to have all the personality and verve of a brilliant writer, and curves that would make Eva Mendez jealous.

Now that's a quick shaggin wagon right there.

I never read anything by him, I'll have to give him a go one of these days. Any recommendations?

I quite like this style, actually, Sir Hardigree. The stop-start really gives the impression of how the man talked, was, felt, and it lends itself quite well to being unique. I tried to use this sort of style once, and it failed miserably; you pulled it off quite well.

Depends on the area, I guess. I remember a guy shitting on the sidewalk last time I was there, probably a CUNY student.

Ask BMW, they tried it with the E46 M3 and the E60 M5. They shifted terribly, weren't that much quicker, and don't hold up well for a DD

You're in NYC, what do you want? Instead of shitting out their mouths, they shit on the sidewalk.

At least we can be sure she won't be procreating any time soon. Well, unless a Walrus somehow mutates to impregnate humans.

The car itself mate, you're thinking about the plug-ins. Unless you were referencing one of the many high-pollutant plants that make the batteries, in which case I take a simple bow.

Welp.

There isn't much to extract from those motors, but they're a decent drive all on their own I'm sure.

I'm a Datsun man myself, always loved the potential the 240SX had, but never the pricing. The Drift Tax seriously hit them where I live, which is a shame, because a decent one with a good SR20 build (I always wanted to dump the turbo and go with individual throttle bodies and a good internal build) would be plenty fun…

I shopped for a 240SX for about six months; You can't find one in the northeast that isn't either a complete hooptie or not bearing the truck motor for less than 5k. It's simply not possible.

If that's not a motivator to get a Range Rover, I don't know what is. I mean, that's a lada damage, and it looks like the occupants would have had whiplash at worst; I call that a good Defender right there.

#cotdnomination

The SR20 or the KA ones? Because half the time I see an S13-S14 for sale the owner is either touting "SUPA KUSTOM UPGRAEDS" or "ALL ORIGINUL" as the reason for their asking price.

Well played, Senor Harris, well played indeed.

Would've been more entertaining to the Freebird solo, but damn near any hooning is more entertaining to the Freebird solo.