OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

My chickpea salad sandwich is mashed chickpeas with green onions, lemon juice and mayo. I put it in pita or on crackers and top with radish slices. I love chickpeas so much.

I just left my job as a manager because the expectation of me was to be an adult who babysat other adults. The most important thing for me to do was make sure they came in on time and left on time. It was the worst. I will never be a manager again.

I took my daughter to a municipal swimming pool and was pretty jealous of the two women there in their burkinis. While I was worried about my butt hanging out or if I looked fat they were just enjoying time with their children.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Forget about this story, why won’t anyone report on the apparent spree of people placing onions in front of commenters? Is it a prank? A gift? Some form of terrorism? What of the dust storms that are now plaguing offices? Are they natural, a byproduct of climate change? Some manmade HAARP style phenomenon?

Dear Forbes,

You can’t advocate working after you retire and then lament the poor employment opportunities for younger people, their mountain of student loan debt, and their living at home with their parents.

You, literally, can’t.

I wish I had known she was competing today because I would have watched. I saw this video at the start of the Olympics and thought she was awesome.

No waiting til January! Now please!!

This looks incredible! I almost never see movies in theater anymore because it’s just too expensive, but I think I will have to support this film with my wallet— we need more stories like this on the big screen.

Between Henson and Spencer, I’m sure this film will be a pleasure to watch. In addition, the existance of the movie will serve as a nice reply to bigots who insist that white men (and only white men) put a man on the moon. Winning the space race took a team effort, it’s time we met hidden members of the team.

I’m a teacher. I make all my plans for the next week on Friday. This includes plans for things outside of work, and this really makes the weekends better. Sunday’s blues still kick in at 10 pm, though. That’s when I feel I’m on the clock.

when you excited to see Tarzan/afraid of refugees but you keep fighting in the backseat/vote for brexit and your mom turns the car around/currency hits a 30 year low:

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…