Sometimes it’s that he hires someone to do that shit for him, and sometimes he’s just competent and can schedule his own damn doctor’s appointments. I’d say it depends on the sub-genre.

I also think that some of the appeal of the Alpha hero is that he doesn’t need to be cared for. In real life, women still shoulder a lot of the day-to-day physical care-taking the home and the emotional care-taking of their partners. But a guy who is a supremely competent duke/vampire/captain of industry doesn’t…

The only appropriate GIF. I cannot even.

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

And this one is COTTON JERSEY

How about we just let women wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in? Personally i’m not a fan of the maxi dress (I prefer knee-length dresses) but why does it matter that other women like to wear them?

I want the beard trend to go away. They’re gross. For example, the guy in the pic up above would be SMOKIN’ if it wasn’t for that awful gross frizzy fuzz protruding from his chin.

I’ve always disliked facial hair. I feel totally justified now.

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

But making children go to events they don’t waaaaaanna- robs the special snowflakes of their agency.

When it comes to dealing with the world’s assholes and atrocities, I live by the words of Mr. Fred Rogers.

Ugh, my ex-wife was a part of that industry for a while and it can be brutal. Whenever a group of people (men) would meet at the office of her employer, it was automatically assumed by most people (men) entering the conference room that she was there to get their coffee and treats.

No. There's only one person fit to continue this franchise.

Good Eats with Alton Brown kind of does that for me. I've never liked to cook—it's just not that interesting or fun to me. It still isn't, but Good Eats appeals to the nerd in me, and I see how cooking can be like a science experiment. Plus, the recipes aren't these big spectacles. Just like, "This is a chicken. This…

Sittin back for the inevitable skinny shaming vs fat shaming wars