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GUARD YOUR DICKS...THE GYNOCRACY IS NIGH!!!!!!!!

I got my wife a car door for our anniversary one year. No, literally, a car door. I was restoring a classic Volvo for us and we were on a trip and there was this classic Volvo guy in the area we were visiting...

She has a point.

Boys are stressful, needy and fucking annoying. My life will not be worse off if I never get married. I kinda want to but then every time I really think about what marriage entails, I want to slap myself in the face and tell me to snap out of it. Same goes for wanting kids.

I saw something about this on The Huffington Post the other day and haven't been able to stop thinking about it.

19 years old and still bullying people?

Seriously I was fucking dying when she fell over on the scooter. I ALWAYS wonder how people keep those things fucking upright. MUST see this.

I don't think any of the blockycows and sheep that wander near my jungle home are aware of the fate they avoided when I spawned into their world instead of some other player, but that's part of the beauty of animals. They're wonderfully naive. I did befriend a dog, using bones from a hostile skeleton—it was self

The only reason I'd believe in a hell is so that all these fuckers get sent there when they die.

Hot take: I do not think poodles are cute.

"the girl believed she was in communication with a number of other mythical creatures" — so, she was praying?

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same

I see this as some growth on the old white man front. I mean dude doesn't deserve any sort of celebration for figuring out how to be a decent human being but his apology is acceptable and sets a very good example for future white man fuck ups. Acknowledge what you did. Apologize for doing it. Make an effort to

The problem is, by saying you only feel sympathy for their children and not for these women stuck doing something they regretted, you're ensuring that women will continue to feel ashamed for having these feelings and they won't speak about this frankly to people close to them or anyone else, and will keep these

This is even better than the ice bucket challenge. He's delectable. I like the patrician vibe he gives off.