Not sure I could love this comrade more.

Both her parents are white. She herself is lily white. She dyed her hair and darkened her skin with cosmetics. She also claimed her adopted brother was her son, her father had cancer, she had cancer, and probably a lot of other shit too. She is a lying liar who lies a lot.

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

it’s funny because it’s true

you’re not going to watch the video? I’m going to file a Title IX complaint against you! For Feminism!

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

Chopping off her hair. What kind of fucking medieval punishment is this? That’s what they did to women who slept with Germans during the French occupation. Getting drunk or whatever doesn’t warrant this hateful treatment. This is horrid.

I have girded (gird? begird?) my loins for the reaction to this comment: I don’t read the toast bc Ortberg is annoying on Twitter. Shallow, I know. I know!

Unfair and untrue. We are a Rhianna site.

No.

really really can’t believe someone as modest and reluctant to act like she knows best as mallory ortberg found some reason to dislike someone, seems crazy

The choice was when they bought the house. No HOA for me.

For everyone commenting with anecdotes about their Hapa friends/relatives/dog walkers/random persons: NOT THE FUCKING POINT.

She is also part Hawaiian, which I think (since it was used in the same line as describing her as a quarter Chinese) is supposed to mean ethnically, and most Hawaiian people are not as white-looking as Emma Stone because they’re Polynesian/PI. Genetics are freaky, yeah, but I don’t think Hollywood needs anyone to play…

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

as a former wrestler you can honestly say he is already a stuntman.

There is no fucking way this is not a photoshop...

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”