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Those shoulders (sigh)...sends the quivers up and down this straight, middle-age woman's body!

I want to take this professor's class.

My gawd, this is AMAZING. Thank you!

Riiggght?? Because if that were true, we'd all be a size 2.

Spent a semester in London with Nilsson's son back in the '90s. I had heard his dad was some muscian but never paid much attention to it. His son was...quite interesting.

Yes! It seems like she's been middle aged for YEARS!

I agree. Is that a guy thing or just an asshole thing?

I cut all my hair off several years back into a really short pixie. I thought I had totally mentally prepared, but I shocked myself by bawling in the chair. Through tears I had to assure my stylist that it was adorable and I was fine. It just hit me.

When I was training for my first 1/2 marathon, I would wake up at 6am and head off sans makeup to the training site. 8, 9, 10 miles later I would be completely wiped out, sweaty, sore and completely radiant. I would chit chat with the men in my running group - feeling completely comfortable and unabashed. Make-up is

Nah, didn't take it that way. I didn't even realize it was a terrible habit until the last few years. Hahahah!

Nope, had chores - been doing my own laundry since I was 8, too. I just get easily distracted. I have to force myself to pay attention to stuff like that. It doesn't help that I live in an older apartment where drawers and cupbords are hard to close or just don't stay closed. I'm a work in progress.

Thank you for your understanding. Every year I make a resolution that I will shut cupbord doors and close drawers, but fail miserably. I have no idea what my problem is.

Wish my hair was thick enough to rock this look. LOVE it.

Truth. Years of being obese as a child has left loose skin and stretch marks. My stomach looks like I've born Dugger number of kids. I'm thinner now (still overweight by BMI standards) and my body will never not look like I was a former fat kid. Still can run a 1/2 marathon, though so fuck her.

Did you read my mind? I've been looking EVERYWHERE for that perfect cashmere sweater AND Spanish house. I've also been planning 10-days in Tuscany with my girlfriends this summer (more Enchanted April less Under the Tuscan Sky). I will say that I think I find more pleasure in the the search than the obtainment and

I agree. I was super sensitive to this when I came back from living abroad, but I found myself referencing it quite a lot. 18-years later it comes up >5 a year, but that's progress, right? Years ago, I had a friend who spent some time in New York and I just knew what I was in for when she moved back. I was patient,

Why has it taken so long for me to see this .gif! More OITNB please!

Pefect hair AND lip. If I only I could achieve such awesomeness!

Never underestimate a little Limp Biscuit to keep things moving!

I need hard-driving music to keep me going. Mostly '90s electronica, techo, metal rap. But I do enjoy - Chemical Brothers - Block Rockin Beats, Push the Button, Kid Rock - Bawitdaba, Beastie Boys - Sabatoge, Marilyn Manson - Beautiful People. I can play those over and over. They got me through several half marathons.