Jealous, much?

After 3 years Jalopnik Brazil is shutting down…we are truly heartbroken.

Let me tell you why.

I'm going to get mushy now, it is simply the truth; and the truth is owning a car in brazil is hard. This IS a gear head country but we are somewhat hidden enthusiasts, odd ones, lovers of a sport OTHER than soccer and that…

In other news, Ray Wert has already been caught dragoning the 2015 Mustang.

I have no words...

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

The Model S has a vampire problem? The Belmonts are here to help.

I know what you mean. How dare these assholes copy the great TGUK like that? What car is the best mid-life crisis car? How fucking dare they! Three old farts going through a mid-life crisis trying to figure out which is the best car in the World is the entire premise of TGUK!

I won't use cruise control on a longer drive. If I start to get tired, my foot comes up. When I slow down, it's time to pull over. Never failed me.

I believe this is what you are looking for.

Okay, so I think I've got it mostly worked out.

d-pad is walk

Because it's not a Tahoe. The Tahoe, Yukon, and Escalade are built on a shared platform, but a shared platform does not necessarily imply that they are anything at all alike. The platform is simply the platform; a blank canvas. The vehicle itself and the identity of it arise from what is built on that platform.

In b4 "join my crew" requests.

I ride all the time and I fully endorse this comment

Drive is one of my favorite movies, and GTA is one of my favorite game series. I made the connection the very first time I lost 3 stars via some crafty wheel-work and hiding under an overpass. I could almost feel that scorpion jacket's velvety softness embracing me.

You're prescribing a lot of characteristics when these are just descriptions. Many people have worked minimum wage jobs simply because they have to, not because they're the Untermensch of society who lack spines and balls. It's usually the people with nothing to lose who are able to act properly and not sit there…

You're god damn right it is

Call me a heartless bastard, but the saddest thing for me was Heisenberg losing 5/6 of his fortune. Then there was that song about "money going scarce" or what was it to underline that feeling. It really hit me hard. Even though I liked Hank the most and he was killed just a moment before it. But at he died a noble…