Would everyone please stop crying about not getting the smaller system? Read more

Wouldn't the #1 reason be: "I've never played it before"?

As someone who has a S/O who was an NYC police officer for half of his life, and who gives me facts and data to back up the claims that minorities make up 80% of all violent crime in the U.S., "police brutality" is less a problem than the minorities that choose to break the law, and kill for physical goods, perform… Read more

"be glad they're not murder bullets." Read more

WHOOO HOOO! Read more

Amen to that! We all share a passion of cars, and shouldn't be arguing with each other! Read more

Torch, sometimes I think you might just be a guy who somehow got access to Jalopnik's passwords and has been engaging in a low-level troll campaign ever since. Read more

Elon Musk is going to build a Better Metal Snake!

look like one of me eyes :]

I always thought he meant you have to be this tall to ride the Nazi rollercoaster.

I like this image. It's as if to say 'oh Hitler, scissors beat paper, now f**k off'.