This is way funnier than it has any right to be and is making me giggle like an idiot at my desk.

Seems legit. You're hired!

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

Thanks. I majored in English but sell cars for a living.

He was too thousand and late.

I liked how you phrased that — "base model passenger."

I now love Danny Green. Just the fact that he'd bother to go, never mind offer a thoughtful apology for a bad caption. Cheers to Danny Green!

He may also want to rethink the new nickname he gave himself this offseason - the NBA Finals Solution.

The piece your math is missing is that a large number of the eyes on each NFL game are the same as the eye on other NFL games. For the NBA, however, you get different sets of eyes for different games. If the NBA reaches around 1/3 as many "unique" eyes as the NFL, the deal makes sense. Also, leaving ESPN out of…

Ah, got it. Couldn't some better scheduling remedy that? Just make sure teams playing Thursday don't play the previous Sunday. I've got to be honest, I assumed that was the case. I'll side with Mr. Foster on this one then.

Please read articles before commenting on them from now on.

very solid reasoning! They should also allow home fans to enter the game and join their team on defense. Will definitely make field goals more interesting for the away teams!

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read.

I love to see white people fight in the stands over the right to call their redneck school the best, especially when most of the black athletes decided it on the field.

Low class behavior like that deserves a modified Rock Bottom. Fuck that Pon Pom waver.

neither have I

What actually happened? That looks a little unnerving. Did he faint?

LOL ASU GOT BLOWN OUT BY A WORSE TEAM ON NATIONAL TV LOL LOL LOL

Yeah, someone else on another board I read noted this during the game:

The score was