bro do you even tears

EDIT: Never mind, not going to bother.

I hate you for making me check that and doing the math, but I love you for noticing that.

This brings back memories of Bible camp.

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Fucking Jimmy.

I'm not happy about recommending this comment, but I'm recommending this comment. +1

As someone from Phoenix, I wasn't offended. I just nodded solemnly.

You listed David Axelrod twice...

I like you, novelty account.

It's to be noted for the ledger that I rolled my eyes somewhat dramatically as I recommended your post.

I don't care about the World Cup in any way at all, wasn't watching this station, and don't even live in that area, but just imagining getting something like that interrupted makes me furious. I feel your pain, people of Twitter.

Objection, your honor, this is clearly just a fishing expedition.

I have no idea what cannulas are, but I hope they're like cannolis, because that makes your story even better.

All it takes is one surprise chairshot to Tim Duncan, followed by ripping off the shirt and revealing an nWo shirt underneath.

I've never been to Nashville, but I assume this is pretty funny. Have a star.

Same thing happened to my friend Bob Sacamano.

Nice name.

I thought Dave Grohl would have a lot more branches than that…

Point taken, but as Tim noted, all it would take is the catcher tagging home plate. If the ball skips the catcher and hits the backstop, the absolute worst case scenario with no-risk fieldingis charging the third baseline before the runner on second can come home (assuming the third-base runner has an easy time…