I thought that's what the headline was implying until I read the article.

I think this is a topic for Jalopnik to delve into.

I chortled a most pleased chortle reading this, just so you know.

I sure don't!

I'm surprised that fights like this don't (often?) lead to huge disasters. Tons of people crammed into a tighter space than they usually are, uneven grounding/balance with the height difference in rows, usually lots of alcohol… It seems like this sort of thing has the potential to seriously spiral out of control…

Well sure, but ASU will give a degree to just about anyone who enrolls.

You tried, and that's what's important.

Yep. Things like this are why the NBA is considered a joke now.

These JR syncs will never not be amazing.

Did anybody else find themselves going through the morbid mental race of trying to calculate how much they would put up with for the amount of money listed? Wrong or not, it definitely went through my head. I think I'd be willing to go up to 8-15 nights for the $480K. Going more than two weeks for an extra $100 large…

That was the same match, yes.

I think only one of those was to the head, though.

Why not? Which one wasn't an error?

That's good to know, thanks for the clarification. As detailed as baseball statistics are, I know there couldn't possibly be any reference—other than someone's memory—of whether or not this has happened before (advancing to third without the ball leaving the infield)… Any guesses as to if this is a first? Just curious.

That has to be right up there with the all-time worst plays in baseball history, right? I don't follow baseball very much, but I know I've never heard of three errors on a single play. I also can't imagine that there have been very many infield triples in the long history of the MLB.

As a University of Arizona alumnus, I approve this comment.

Go big or go home, kid. If you're not first, you're last. It's a dog-eat-dog world. YOLO.

That's a shame, he was great in Phenomenon.

Sigh. Every time I write a reply, it comes out way longer than I meant for it to. I apologize for the rambliness of my verbosity. #sorrynotsorry #okayforrealsiessorry