Thanks for the reminder, I had to go catch up and play this week's new level. Old Spice has the best marketing team ever.

I think the next big thing after SMS becomes obsolete is real-time voice-messaging between two people. No more 160-character limit. No need to take the time to type out a message or for the recipient to read it. No need to even look at the screen, so you could potentially even do it while driving. You just speak your…

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Well who the hell am I supposed to shoot, then!

Right, so we're all just commenting on somebody else's condescending dismissal of an entire field of study and profession, that you just happened to share. So it is your message, since you shared it with us.

On second thought, I should have left this joke to the Deadspin commenters. They would have done much better with this material than I have.

It's good to see that Nick wasn't the only successful one out of the van Exel family.

This made me laugh… are you Caity Weaver's brother? Does all of this good humor run in the Weaver genes?

You'd get in some pretty hot water for trying to operate as a movie theater. Technically you're not even allowed to show a studio-made movie to a large group of people (not sure how many—200+?) without the proper clearance, even if you own the movie on DVD or whatnot. Schools, churches, and other large groups run into…

I can understand why you're angry… maybe you should try demanding a refund? You shouldn't have to pay for poor service like this.

No, because that class was scheduled at the same time as Needless Condescension 201, which you apparently tested out of.

I don't understand people who say they would take the lump sum over the 20-year annuity. What could you possibly want to buy so urgently that you need all of that money up front? I've never bought a multi-million dollar boat before, so I don't know how it works, but I would guess that people who buy one don't have…

I would get a big house here in LA—doesn't necessarily need to be in Beverly Hills or the Hollywood Hills—and a Bösendorfer grand piano. I haven't thought past that, because that would make me very happy for quite a while.

Also, I was so tremendously excited when the trailer came out for the Peasant's Quest movie. I'm still holding out a little bit of hope that it'll be made someday…

Peasant's Quest! http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html

I actually kind of like it…

Yeah, where did you find a Hollywood apartment for $600 a month? When I lived there last year, I had about that much space (maybe a smidge more), but I was paying $795… and I was told by others that I was getting a steal.

Completely useless, except that it got the company at least one mention on a heavily-trafficked website…

It's childish and proof that they're completely removed from the realities of the situations they pretend to be involved in. And you just have to believe that some of Anon believes in the things that they write, even if most do it just to be dramatic.