Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

It seems that answering the “why” question so important in journalistic reporting is being ignored. 

Reminds of Salt Lake and Mormons. I used to spend a ton of time in SLC and knew tons of Mormons and none of them drank or did illegal drugs but almost w/o exception they were all on prescription adderall and every other possible mothers little helper a doctor will give them.

Even under those conditions, Nixon still would’ve been a far better president than Trump can ever hope to be. 

“ I let one marry my girlfriend....I mean my daughter “

“I have Jews that work for me as accountants!”

Now do Neera and the army of consultants who decided to skip the Upper Midwest and who are still trashing Sarandon rather than doing any kind of self-criticism.

Please don’t post pornography on Jezebel Dot Com, this is a family site. 

Totally - why bother trying to stop any air pollution unless you stop every single instance of it at once?

What does this have to do with simplifying regulations? Everything was going according to plan before Trump decided to get involved. His people are the reason things are so complicated all of a sudden.

If I came home and found my ex-gfs sitting around drinking MY tea and my wife and daughter are missing, I’d probably first ask them what gives them the right to just take MY TEA.  You couldn’t ask first?  You knew that was the tea that I bought for myself for when I get stressed out, but you just went ahead and took…

It was perfect. Get the spicy.

I read the NYT article this morning. The thing that jumped out at me was this:

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

I’m ok with this. Robert DeNiro used his good name and decades of earned credibility to sucker millions of hardworking Americans into paying for tickets to several of his movies that came out in the 21st century. I still haven’t forgotten Showtime. Or Godsend. Or Hide and Seek. Or Shark Tale. All of those happened…

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

I’d prefer a where are they now segment on the boxers from Punch-Out.