I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

No it isn’t, shut up.

I had to reread the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs a couple times to make sure I correctly understood what happened.

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

““(Lemon) put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into (Hice’s) mustache and under (Hice’s) nose,” Hice claims.”

I find it weird we’re collectively seemingly totally ok with conspiracy theories explaining what happened to Epstein but seemingly NOT ok with the much simpler and vastly more frightening explanation that our prison system just sucks this much.  Like now that a rich and famous white dude died, we’re paying attention.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

What dream? Buying a bunch of cars that you’re not driving and you’re probably not even looking at them much anymore because they’re all jammed together? I appreciate cars, but not when they’re just tossed in a shed and nothing is done with them. I’d rather have 10 cars in good running order that I can enjoy than 250…

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

This is a non-chocolate candy draft.

I’ve said it elsewhere, but once-upon-a-time pro sports ownership was comprised of pretty modest businessmen and other rich-ish guys who at least had some sense of civic responsibility. The exception were the FailSons who were just suckling the teat of revenue-sharing. I think Ross came from money (even the SuperRich…

It’s gotten to the point where when I see a random ultra-rich guy with a nonprofit I just automatically assume its purpose is about 99.8% tax shelter designed to make them and their friends even richer by abusing the tax code and starving our society of the revenue they owe it.

The other 0.2%, of course, is to give…

These owners really need to stick to sports.

It’s dangerous for Kenny to publish this already-public information. What if people see this is and realize Stephen Ross is a racist piece of shit?

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Actually the Rock doesn’t do huge numbers all the time. He’s very hit and miss. For every Jumanji or Fate of the Furious there is Rampage.  This is more middle of the line.  

“Return to Planet Two: Fasterer & Furiouserest”

I... I... I would watch that.