Imagine that you meet a very old man who you eventually realize knows literally everything.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

There used to be Kitchenette BCO.

There’s a server underground where stories of bad tipping celebrities are exchanged. For real.

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

We have poor Wifi coverage in our house. I currently use a Ethernet Over Power adapter to run a 2nd router to the other side of the house, but kids constantly complain over switching WiFi locations.

We have poor Wifi coverage in our house. I currently use a Ethernet Over Power adapter to run a 2nd router to the…

Josh and Luke are the Aldi private label versions of Peyton and Eli.

Jared from Subway?

Just wanted to say I’ve been loving the hell out of this and *especially* the History Matters podcast. That one in particular has been the first time I’ve been able to start to understand how what I’d consider otherwise reasonable people could vote for Trump.

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

he’s a white man, he doesn’t get held without trial.

I hate the LI part myself, being that I’m from here, but it’s not shocking, I see more Trump bumper stickers than Hillary ones.

This is like “he was running from the cops wearing a pair of BOGO shoes from Payless.” Kinda basic and such a weird thing to say.

I was hoping for a SAAB.

“driving a Volvo while drunk.”

Let’s not jump to conclusions- he might be a hard drinking Irish guy, who smoked crack and was already bigoted.