This is why Republicans always get into trouble when they try and cut budgets, simply because most of their base is dependent on government programs (especially Medicare and Social Security). So screaming about wasteful government elects them but once the rubes that voted them in realize they were talking about them…

Good, I hope the Republicans self-destruct. In the interim, the rest of us need to gear up for the off-year elections, including the midterms in 2018.

Did you volunteer to write this article? Or were you forced to because your name is Patrick?

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

I have literally never commented before but feel compelled to tell you that the deli on the corner of 5th Ave and Berkeley in Park Slope actually DOES have tons of the crazy Euro varieties, including the mice.

Darrelle Revis’ childhood friend appears before judge, w attorney, and says he pulled accusers off Revis and punched them

Charges dismissed under the time-honored legal principle of “Don’t start none, won’t be none.”

Says something about our justice system when you can get slapped with four different charges, including making terroristic threats, only to have them all dismissed. Lucky for him he had the money to defend himself.

I updated and I’m so sorry to everyone for this egregious error

SHIT I LOVE FRUIT SALAD FUCK

I honestly just feel bad for you?

Excuse me where is FRUIT SALAD? The clear winner!

Considering the number of socially awkward things that I imagine you must get yourself into given who you are based on what I read of you, I think that’s really saying something.

So you were delayed 5 hours in the airport and failed to eat before boarding? I am confused, have you never flown before? You could have easily found food to bring on the plane or fed yourself before you boarded 5 hours late. Frankly this story and your actions are just silly and you put yourself in a bad situation…

So St. Patty’s has become a week-long drunk, has it now?

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

People who run places like this deserve to be forced to stand in the path of a Zdeno Chara slapshot.

Parents that would send their child to a place like this deserve to be hit in the face with a baseball bat. Daily.