The guy who scored the fourth-most points on the fucking Dream Team.

Really though, what do LGBTQ folks have to do with this important parade? They would only interfere with green vomit, drunk and disorderly behavior, catcalls and bros bumping their chests in the below-zero windchill fucking New England weather and symbols of leprechauns.

Honestly, that whole parade is a fucking shitshow in every way and humanity would be better off without it.

“Livin the fast life in fast cars /

Did I miss something? That looked like a pretty bog standard foul.

The one that looks like a parallel universe Michael Rappaport who made infinitely better life choices.

It reminds me of a guy I knew for most of my childhood. His dad was rarely around, even when he was home. One of those “spend time with my kids only when I want to and on my terms” types. By the time we were in college his folks divorced and it came out that he hated his dad for acting more like an adult roommate than…

It’s so frustrating whenever these clueless dads think they deserve a medal for acting like, you know, a parent.

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

It’s so dumb it’s funny, but I’m not mad at him for that. He’s not too bright. His heart seems to be in the right place, there, which is something I can’t normally say for Joe.

I think they’re showing how it all falls apart without women??

Look, this is why we had drive-ins for fucks sake. You got there a little early and the kids came wearing their pajamas. You lined up at the concession building and let your kids run wild on the playground next to the parking lot. Then when the previews started you rounded up your spawn and put them in your station…

“He makes everyone cringe hardcore!” is perfect.

I am not a regular chopper of wood, but I have chopped wood and split logs, and it is a very satisfyingly manly way to spend an afternoon. If you ever find yourself faced with the opportunity to do it, do it.

A place near my house offers advertises “artisanal childcare.” I don’t know what that means.

They’re only chopping wood because the coal mine closed. :-(

The women writers leave for a day and already the men of this site can’t stop talking about their dicks.

It’s an expression of their economic anxiety.