Or the boot camp shit where they invite all their ridiculously out of shape office co workers to join them in only doing half the exercises, most with bad form and then bragging about it to everyone else in the office when they get back.

“It is impossible to talk about alcohol and not talk about sex.”

Fitzpatrick says he is still trying to understand why, in this particular equation, 1+1+1+1=n<1.

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

Walking Aggressively: The Unauthorized Barry Bonds Biography

I know a great story (not mine to tell) about a current big leaguer who languished in the minors and independent ball for nearly a decade, and was about to retire until he hit a badbeat jackpot for $80K+ in a local poker room. That money literally allowed him to play a few more years, where he got noticed, got signed…

It was actually intended to be a largely dispassionate representation of an interesting reality. You can draw whatever conclusions you like.

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

They just need to hang out in the comments section here, and can earn as much as $8792 a month.

They split the rent equally, each paying $227.25 per month, but the housemate with the single room covers Internet and cable.

To be fair, nausea and vomiting are common symptoms after having a Country Breakfast.

Demarcus Cousins broke into to tears after the sudden realization that the next time he would play basketball it would be for the Sacramento Kings:(

4xMarathon. Run a marathon and pass a baton. Not sure what the point would be, but I’d catch the periodical updates throughout the day.

The horse realizes that the Olympics should be for humans, not him, and is now righting a wrong. Respect.

I guess Stepherson will get the gun charge, simultaneous possession goes to the receiver.

whatever

Counterpoint - Defensive players in football can line up where ever they’d like in bounds and on-sides. Only the offense is forced to a limited (though a plethora) of formations.