Competitive breaking should be combined with electric hurdles to form the true Electric Boogaloo!

My shit is more John Blaze than that.

Indeed - that’s especially easy for something that can be shared, like drugs. If they’re passing a blunt around - they’re all in possession of it.

If there are multiple people in the car and they find a gun/drugs, etc., most likely everybody is going to get arrested. If one person cops to the gun/drugs, etc being solely his/hers, they may let the others go - but even then, they don’t always do that. ...Now, the question of who gets charged with possession of the…

That’s interesting too - in a way even more so than my situation. I can see why the dog would not be able to differentiate between older Asian men, as that is (basically) a complete, non-transferable trait. The tie thing really shows the depth of the trauma abuse can inflict on an animal - because if you have somebody…

Right. But, I’m saying that you don’t even need to grant an exception. MadBum IS NOT an exception - he’s a shitty fucking hitter too, just notably less shitty than nearly all other shitty hitting pitchers.

Indeed. ...And, it really shouldn’t be as difficult as it turns out to be!

You can feel all those things - and I’m not going to argue about the rationality of them. I will only make two points.

Also, MadBum has a career OPS of .537 (though he’s been better than that in recent years). Rey Ordonez had a career OPS of .600. MadBum is NOT a good hitter - so he’s not even an exception.

But, here’s the thing - asking a David Ortiz to be more like Juan Pierre is doing it wrong. What is often the most aesthetically pleasing isn’t necessarily the most productive.

“I’ve been through training with a dog trainer to help me learn new potty training tips.”

I own a pitbull, and I always laugh about the thought that if somebody broke in to my place, she’d probably just lick the intruder.

Does he practice personal injury law?

Firestarter? ...The Cubs also signed Otis Nixon to the coaching staff?

Coming of age in NYC in the Dinkins administration, we had a similar mindset. It went something like, “don’t complain about being poor or what you can’t afford, find the kids of the Balaji Srinivasans of the world and rob them.”

“Fuck that swim on dirt slide!” - Hamilton Nolan

Damn. You guys are about to go out of business, and Phelps throws salt in the wound by paying homage to Hulk Hogan on the international stage. Savage!

But, that’s not a sandwich.

MF Doom was always good for this kind of stuff.