Dung-a poo poos Kaka’s league; claim’s it’s doody.

Wow - that’s a one in a million shot. I mean, what are the odds that I’d prefer Zack Campell to catch the homer than the douchebag who actually did?

Wait - did you know that Wilt the Stilt bedded Heather B? And, the Bravehearts didn’t do anything about it? Surely, if this was true, Cormega would have rapped about it. I’m still skeptical.

Hot taek!

Hygienically? Probably nothing.

I don’t know if he’ll win, but I’d say he has a puncher’s chance.

I’ve made this exact observation before. It was one of those things that was so obvious to me, yet I sort of feared others would think I was insane for saying. Thank you!

I caught pieces of a bunch of the talking head shows today, and that talking point was repeated a lot. It doesn’t make any sense to me. A team that starts Andre Roberson at SG has the “most talent” and “best roster” in the NBA? ...Golden State is easily the deepest team in the league. You can also argue Cleveland and…

Ahh, the rare single Lindy!

To add to what others have already said, I think it’s worth noting the context of his hire as well. It wasn’t as if there was some major bidding war for him as a star foreign coach, in which multiple teams fancied him only to then sour on him after the team that won the bidding parted ways with him. It’s possible that…

This story leaves me with a lot of questions - primarily, should I go with a “Kick in the Door” or a “I Got a Story to Tell” joke here?

The only athletic team Kool Keith performs for is the Baldwin Hill Spacemen. ...With the lime green jerseys and orange basketball logo, where he coaches the team solo - that’s right, dolo.

You can’t expect to interject logic when people are busy being outraged about famous black people being compensated.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

So, I remember reading a story a while back (or, maybe it was a podcast) that talked about how pros had been playing too defensively, and an influx of quants jumped into the scene and started cleaning up by playing a more open game. Maybe the pendulum has since swung back the other way.

Yes. And, the movie is pretty un-enjoyable, and the characters (subjects) pretty insufferable, to my recollection.

“Second-most successful basketball phishing scheme I can remember.” - Tyrone Millman

I used to do drugs. I still do. But, I used to, too.

Best one I’ve seen is from my friend’s brother, who is known as a big “nerd.” He’s a particle physicist. He gave the speech as a powerpoint presentation, including a graph based on the model he determined to depict the bride and groom’s love. ...He’s also quite funny, so it was perfectly self-aware and he nailed the…

In most of the situations, you are talking about people who are your family. If you have children, you will literally wind up getting their poop all over your bare hands at some point. And, unless you’re really un-fun, you and the adult with whom you may share a bar of soap have stuck your faces in one another’s…