Best one I’ve seen is from my friend’s brother, who is known as a big “nerd.” He’s a particle physicist. He gave the speech as a powerpoint presentation, including a graph based on the model he determined to depict the bride and groom’s love. ...He’s also quite funny, so it was perfectly self-aware and he nailed the…

In most of the situations, you are talking about people who are your family. If you have children, you will literally wind up getting their poop all over your bare hands at some point. And, unless you’re really un-fun, you and the adult with whom you may share a bar of soap have stuck your faces in one another’s…

This is like the third Eduardo Najera reference I’ve seen this week! Granted, I made one of them. But, still amazing!

I think some of the criticism Howard receives actually reflects an understanding of the points you make. For some, it’s just mindless backlash. But, for others, it may be the realization of just how hard and rare it is to truly be a transcendent talent/performer, and a resentment that arises when somebody shows that…

Jamaal Tinsley

This guy laughs at them: http://www.milb.com/player/index.j…

Scientific was Majestic’s older brother. He played for Florida A&M. And, yes, Majestic played at UVA.

Everybody knows that when using SubRox C, you must also use the Masking agent, Zev Love X.

“So, he’s trying to get the pipe?” -JR Smith

It’s really amazing, right? If you were going to make a joke about the idea of a Fox show achieving diversity, you might say, “hire a white guy who hates black people, and a black guy who hates black people.” ...And, that’s basically what they actually did.

I still lament the fact that Scientific Mapp (and his brother, Majestic Mapp) weren’t good enough to make the league.

shoulda threw the floater

Journalist: Is he dead?

Geez, if I was the Art Director and my team brought this to me, I’d be furious. I mean, it’s almost as if they didn’t enlarge the boobs and shrink the waist at all!

“That’s what I’ve been saying for years!”

Does it make MORE sense to lie about being sexually abused 40 years ago?

So, what you’re saying is that Big Canoe is going to push me out of business?

Is there any way to invest in futures for artisinal canoes, hand-whittled from locally grown trees, raised pesticide-free with organic, fair-trade mulch.

only if there’s no dressing on it though.

This is freaking horrible.