They ran out of the free AOL minutes they stockpiled back in the 90s.

I think you should edit your comment. It includes two dashes and three hyphens.

Rigid 12 gal Wet/Dry Vac

Rigid 12 gal Wet/Dry Vac

Years in between seasons but I defy you to tell me that they're not works of genius.

Wheel of Time: A Memory of Light

What Ads? Oh yeah, Gizmodo's annoying ads led me to install an adblocker years ago.

Not as much as relativistic people and liars piss me off.

Yeah, but no periods, childbirth and a generally more consistent mood balance that out. Who cares if you're bald? You feel GREAT right now.

you and me both friend, you and me both.

But it's active, so no.

Not seeing it.

It would be a vain attempt at best.

Every time The Black Keys play a concert.

In mother Russia, cans open you.

I'm in favor of an autonomous firing squad... let the inmate choose where he wants the bullets.

In Summary,

T-Mobile, AT&T, Sprint: Nexus 5
Verizon: hahahahahaha

Fuck yourself if you think God doesn't want humans to have a cure for this godawful disease.