"You didnt just OFFEND ME..

Yeah because some woman with 'nads this big would kick your ass blindfolded with one hand tied behind her.

Nice list of things you copied from wikipedia maybe? Perhaps you should have read that before you posted it though since it implies that someone who is a quadriplegic is incapable of having consensual sex.

Having worked last night in the ED, I can think of only one thing.... damn, that's going to be a lot more patients.

I use a Xoom tablet at work, because the EMR we use (and Citrix) suck ass on the iPad (well that and I like to own and control what I buy). I've heard other colleagues say the same thing about the iPad with other EMRs. So I am wondering what incentive Apple gave them to use iOS?

The only problem is I will promptly lose the 4 bits whacking it against whatever the fuq I trip over next.

"I filed a sexual assualt complaint through my college campus, but did not press charges. My reasoning was because I felt I had been taken advantage of when drunk by a guy who lived down the hall and when I confronted him about it, not only did he not apologize or try to discuss it with me, he rationalized his…

So as a gay guy I find this interesting from a theory standpoint - both with regards to the gender difference in defining rape and the insertive vs receptive partner aspect.

You have an allergy. Badmutha has an adverse reaction that is not an actual allergy. The difference being you should not take it because you risk a worse allergic reaction. Badmutha can take this and related drugs if they are given an antiemetic to prevent them from having the adverse reaction of vomiting.

I have skin that makes Conan O'Brien look look like a Latino. I'm also a physician.

Exactly. Make it useful....

I may need to have that toothbrush. My current Oral-B is a bit long in the tooth.

Er no. Try a hairless rat.

Oooh, you got rid of your faux-star. Seriously though, are you that insecure that you not only put a faux-star on your avatar but that you *removed it* when you got embarrassed that someone saw it for what it was? I mean, seriously kid. You need to read Feynman's "What Do You Care What Other People Think?" If you're…

"Please don't revive a week old thread, thanks."

I never thought I would say this. But they REALLY NEED SOME AUTO-TUNING.

Absolutely! I have never had a purebred anything. My Chihuahua/terrier/Tasmanian devil is the best dog ever.

"The plural of anecdote is 'not data.'" - Roger Brinner.

You're welcome. Oddly though I think she has more natural talent than the original. Though that isn't saying much.

It's actually a quote from JFK that he mis-attributed to Dante Alighieri, but you get the idea.